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Aristocrats Single Malt Moonshine

Aristocrats Single Malt Moonshine

ABV 37.5%. Distilled from fermented molasses with dominant banana, vanilla, oak and spice characters.

 

The Heartbroken Aristocrat; 1876

A spirit made in the memory of the legend of Lord Alistair Belmont carried a heavy burden. In 1876, his beloved wife, Lady Evelyn, had passed away suddenly, leaving him heartbroken and adrift.

 

One evening, while wandering the streets in search of distraction, Lord Belmont stumbled upon Collector of Souls. Drawn by an inexplicable force, he entered the establishment.

 

As he settled into a plush, velvet chair, the enigmatic founder known as "The Collector" approached him, and, with a knowing smile, prepared a pour unlike any other.

 

As Lord Belmont took his first sip, he felt a rush of emotions – the bittersweet memories of his lost love, the joy of their time together, and the deep sorrow of her absence. Each sip took him deeper into his own soul, stirring feelings he had long buried.

 

The Collector watched silently, his eyes reflecting the faint glow in Lord Belmont’s own. With every sip, Lord Belmont felt a part of his soul being drawn into the drink.

 

As the glass emptied, Lord Belmont felt a profound sense of peace. He looked up at The Collector, his eyes reflecting the faint glow of Lord Belmont’s own. In that moment, Lord Belmont understood – his soul and love for Lady Evelyn had been captured, not in a sinister way, but as a means of eternal preservation.

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